singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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