Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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