I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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