So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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