just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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