god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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