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you guys were way drunker than both of me
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Let the clothes fall where they may.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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