She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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