I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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