was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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