We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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