Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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