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I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.

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(813): View more from Florida

Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"

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(901): View more from Tennessee

we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever

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(573): View more from Missouri

Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday

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(631): View more from New York

My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch

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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.

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Now that's what I call smart money management.

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