only you would photoshop your dick
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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