Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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