sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
