belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I love having hate sex.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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