Its about making memories worth repressing
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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