She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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