She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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