no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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