what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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