I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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