you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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