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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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