Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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