yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
