So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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