Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Well I just put wine in my tea
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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