STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
She said her name was "party"
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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