She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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