sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
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We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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