apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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