where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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