This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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