I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
