Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
She announced her abortion via fbk
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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