For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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