508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You can't just leave with hair like that
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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