I'm jealous of your bromance
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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