it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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