I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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