How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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