let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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