No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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