I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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