just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
should my penis look like a turkey
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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