you win again, gameday.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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