Who did Billy Mays play for?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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