Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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