How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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