And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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