Non-Jews are for practice
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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