can u get pink eye on your cock?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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