My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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