So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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