is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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