girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So much rum. So many feels.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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