So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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